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Dickasaurus Dino Dick: Valentines Gift, Bachelorette Gift, Penis Gag Gift

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

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20x Penis Sipping Drinking Straws Dirty Fun Bachelorette Bride Hen Party Favor

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

WELCOME TO MY STORE Menu Store Home About Us ADD TO FAVORITES NEW ARRIVALS ENDING SOON CONTACT US 20x Penis Sipping Drinking Straws Dirty Fun Bachelorette Bride Hen Party Favor Description Congratulations! Let’s have parties to tell the world you are about to be married! When it comes to Bachelorette parties, we will help you and your team to be the center of attention! This All in One bachelorette party kit includes all the essential accessories you need. Let’s make the girl’s last night out unforgettable!Product Details:Package Includes: 20 penis shaped strawsPenis Sipping Straws are a MUST HAVE for your Bachelorette Party. It comes with 5 different colors white, black, nude, hot pink and purple Payment Shipping Return Feedback About Us 1. We accept payment via PAYPAL only. 2. eCHECK from PayPal will only be processed once the payment clears. 3. Payment must be made within 4 days of auction closing. 4. Total amount due includes the final auction price plus Shipping & Handling. 5. Shipping & Handling will be determined based upon the SHIP TO address. 1. Order will be usually shipped out the same or next business days once the payment is made and cleared. 2. We only ship to confirmed PAYPAL addresses. Your PAYPAL address must match your Shipping address. 3. Service transit time is provided by the carrier and excludes weekends and holidays. Transit times may vary, particularly during the holiday season. 4.If you have not received your shipment within 30 days from payment , please contact us. We will track the shipment and get back to you as soon as possible with a reply. Our goal is customer satisfaction! 5.Shipping charges do not include custom & brokerage fees, buyers responsible for all custom and brokerage fees. 60 Days Limited Warranty: Warranty is for EXCHANGE ONLY. All products come with a 60 days limited warranty against manufacturer’s defects. Buyer could choose exchange to same item or apply store credit to other items in our store. Exchange will be processed after we received return. Return/Refunds: 1. We only accept refund request for un-opened or un-used item, buyer has to return item in original condition and retail package within 30 day for refund(item price minus 20% restock fee). The shipping charge is not refundable. Refund will be processed after we received return. 2. You have 7 days to contact us and 10 days to return it from the date it was received. If this item is in your possession more than 7 days, it is considered used and we will not issue you a refund or replacement. There are NO EXCEPTIONS! 3.All returned items must be in the original packaging and you must provide us with the shipping tracking number, specific reason for the return, and your eBay ID. 4. Return shipping is to be paid by the Buyer We maintain high standards of excellence (five stars review)and strive for 100% customer satisfaction! FEEDBACK IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US. However, If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to contact us and we will do our best to assist you in resolving any issues. Your satisfaction is our primary concern. If you are not satisfied with your purchase in any way, please let us know and we will correct any problem before you leave any neutral of negative feedback. Our facility is located in Los Angeles, Southern California. We carry the most complete LED replacement bulb collection for any cars, SUVs and trucks. We also provide wide selections of add-on LED lighting accessories such as LED strip lights, LED daytime running lights (DRL), LED circuit board panel lights and LED fog lights etc. Your satisfaction is our No.1 goal! Customer Satisfactory 1.Do not hesitate to contact us any time before and after your purchase, we are committed to your 100% customer satisfaction. 2. We back our commitment with superb service & customer satisfaction guarantee. 3. We are here and ready to assist you with any questions or concerns you might have before or after the purchase. 4. Our goal is to make sure you are a happy customer and pleasant shopping with us. Feedback If you are satisfied with the purchase and our total service, your comment is very important in our business success. Please take a minute to leave us a positive feedback with an overall Detailed Selling Rating (DSR) of 5. Menu Store Home About Us ADD TO FAVORITES NEW ARRIVALS ENDING SOON CONTACT US NEED HELP? Contact Us on eBay FOLLOW US ON SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER PAYMENT OPTIONS COPYRIGHT ©2019, DopeStar. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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16 Pcs Babe Bachelorette Cups 24 oz Tumbler Lids Straw Bridesmaid Bridal Wedding

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

About this itemLovely Cup Set: you will get 1 piece of white bride cup, printed with [Bride], and 15 pieces of pink bridesmaid cups, printed with [Team Bride], each one is equipped with a straw and lid, enough for your bridesmaids to use, distinctive supplies for bachelorette parties, wedding parties and bridal showersReliable and Safe: our bridesmaid cups are made of PP plastic, safe and non toxic, printing is not easy to fade, and wide mouth design is easy to clean, the lid surface has a straw hole design, convenient for you to insert small straw; The cup lid is a top and bottom snap in slot lid; It is not like a threaded lid, which can be screwed on; It is tricky and needs to be pressed from both sides to the middleAppropriate Size to Use: the bachelorette cups measure about 6.81 x 4.17 x 2.36 inches/ 17.3 x 10.6 x 6 cm, and 0.24 inch/ 6 mm in straw diameter, with a capacity of 24 oz, suitable for holding champagne, cocktails, white wine, red wine, whiskey, milk, juice, cold water, soft drinks and moreDecent Bridesmaid Gifts: girls will love these plastic bachelorette cups printed with wedding elements, warm and sweet gift for bridesmaids at wedding parties, leaving them an unforgettable impression and nice memoryBroad Applicability: our bridal cups are nice for beach bachelorette party, pool bachelorette party, a weekend reunion in your city, travel, trip, office and more, making you the focus of the party with ease. Please ask any questions and examine all photos carefully prior to initiating a purchase or making an offer. I don’t accept returns unless the item arrives to you damaged or not as described in the original listing (refer to eBay return policy). If a return becomes necessary the buyer will be responsible for the return shipping cost. I’m happy to provide extra photos and answer any questions you might have to the best of my knowledge! Prompt payment is always appreciated and my shipping is quick! If you have problems with your order please contact me and we will find an appropriate solution. Great customer experience and positive feedback for both the buyer and myself is my goal! Thanks for looking and have a blessed day!

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