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Fortune Teller Miracle Fish – Set of Three Fish – Red Fish Tells Future!

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

3 FORTUNE TELLER FISH! FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY! Place the fish in the palm of the hand and its movements will indicate… Moving Head ~ JealousyMoving Tail ~ IndifferenceMoving Head and Tail ~ In LoveCurling Sides ~ FickleTurns Over ~ FalseMotionless ~ Dead OneCurls Up ~ Entirely Passionate How Does the Fortune Teller Miracle Fish Work? If you place the very thin Fortune Teller Miracle Fish in your hand it may bend and wiggle. You can decipher the movements of the fish to predict your future. The movements of the fish are a result of the chemical composition of the fish and heat from your hand. This is a novelty item and should not be taken seriously, it is for entertainment purposes only. Includes instructions (on each package) and three red Fortune Teller Miracle Fish! Contains small pieces — not advised for children under five years of age. This is not a real fish and fish does not actually indicate your mood or tell the future. Packaging may vary. Restrictions may apply.Not responsible for use or misuse of this or any other product.Photographs and/or video are for demonstration purposes only.Colors of actual product may vary due to the differences in screened device displays. If our Terms Of Service (TOS) isn’t visible from this listing, please review it on our About “me” page before ordering. We believe in fast shipping, handling and processing of our orders. Consequently, we are not responsible for merchandise shipped to an incorrect address. We will only ship to the address listed and will not ship to alternate addresses. Many of our items are shipped the same or next business day.* *Exceptions may occur due to circumstances beyond our control (e.g. holidays, after hour purchases, postal delivery strikes, etc.). Business days are Monday – Friday.We can accept payments through PayPal. Not a member of PayPal? No problem. Just click on “continue” on the PayPal page instead of signing in. At that time just enter your credit card information. This is encrypted, therefore we cannot view any of your credit card information, nor does PayPal retain it.Payments are expected within seven (7) days from the end of the auction. Unpaid item (UPI) complaints may be filed with eBay upon not receiving payment within that time frame. International Buyers: We ship worldwide, therefore, it may take longer for shipments to arrive depending on where you are located outside of the United States. We primarily ship by USPS unless otherwise indicated in the item listing. Import duties, taxes and customs fees are not included in the item or shipping price. These charges are the buyers responsibility and are usually collected by the delivering shipping company, or when you pick up the item. Please do not confuse these charges for additional shipping charges from Long’s Superstore. Prior to ordering or bidding, please contact your country’s customs office to determine what these additional charges will be, if any. Also, unless it is a gift, we do not mark merchandise as a gift, or below value.Long’s Superstore offers many different items for purchase. Many of our items (except for magic trick items*) are refundable as follows: If you receive an item (or items) and you are dissatisfied for any reason, please contact us within 30 days via email requesting a refund. We will issue you a Return Merchandise Authorization number (RMA) via return email. Package your return(s) including the RMA number and ship the product back to us postmarked within 5 business days after receiving the RMA number. The product must be in a resalable condition and in the original packaging. After we receive the item we will promptly refund your purchase price. The buyer must pay for return shipping. If any item is defective, we will replace the merchandise for the same item, or offer a refund, after the merchandise has been returned. In an effort to control inventory properly, returns without a RMA number will not be accepted. If the item is no longer available, we will issue a merchandise credit or refund at your request.*Magic Trick items are generally non-refundable. As a rule with any magic trick, the purchase price is for: the performance rights; the instructions which include the “secret” of the effect; and possibly any props necessary to perform the effect if not easily obtainable. However, if the product is defective, we will exchange it for the same item. Simply follow the return policy listed above. In addition, most media (since it can be duplicated) is non-refundable. The particulars will be listed on each individual listing if the item is refundable or not.We take feedback very seriously. If you like our service, please tell a friend about us. However, If you are dissatisfied for any reason, please tell us and give us an opportunity to correct the problem before you choose to leave negative, neutral, or soft positive feedback. After you receive your item and everything is satisfactory, please leave us positive feedback and a 5-star detailed seller rating (DSRs), if we earned it. At that time, we will leave you positive feedback, regardless of what type of feedback we received. We want to earn your trust and repeat business.Finally, in an effort to protect the seller and buyer, we utilize disclaimers throughout many of our product descriptions. Here is another one… images, video and text are reproduced with permission from the copyright owners. Many images, video and text are in public domain and have been used freely without copyright infringement. In addition, some images, video and text are by Long’s Superstore and may not be used without permission.

Potato Chip Snake Can spring gag gift funny clown party joke parade prop novelty

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

Potato Chip Snake Can The classic gag, snake in a can. Looks like a can of those fancy potato chips. When opened, a large spring snake pops out. Does someone eat your snacks without asking? Leave these nearby for a fun exciting surprise! Mom always told me not to play with my food. So, I started working in restaurants so I could play with other peoples food. Do you need a fun food novelty? Head 2 Toe Theatrical has you covered. Watch Video Video will open in a new window Using the eBay App? Paste link into a browser window: [isdntekvideo]

Grow A Girlfriend – Grows 600% in water funny – GaG Joke Novelty Adult Gift

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

Listing is for 1 “Grow” girlfriend WoW! Now this will get some funny laughs or what! Hate your girlfriend? Want a girlfriend? Finally, you can and now with no nagging, no pms, no stupid questions like “do I look fat?” You can now finally watch your Sunday football game in peace. Yup, none of that crap with this grow girlfriend! Measures 2″ & 3/4 inches and can grow in water up to 600% larger! Just add water and watch it grow! Once your done leave it out and it will shrink back to the original size, so you can use this over and over again! Each comes brand new/factory sealed for resale or as gift. Will come in either purple or pink (color sent at random) Please see our eBay store as we sell many other funny grow items! Get a bunch as these make great gifts to hand out. Please note: not for human consumption – Small parts – Not for children under 3 years. See our eBay store as we also sell: Grow your own boobs, pecker, weed, teeth, diamond ring, mermaid, money, pirate, boyfriend and many more! U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE INTERNATIONAL rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 4 orders of “Grows” purchased I will add 1 “Grow” FREE~! Buy 4 orders get 1 order FREE Buy 8 orders get 2 orders FREE Buy 12 orders get 3 orders FREE etc.. FAQ: Bonus offer info: Can not be combined with any other eBay items Must meet the minimum quantity listed Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside

Big Momma Undies Red Joke Novelty Party Joke Adult Humour

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

Big Momma Undies ig Momma Undies. Includes one pair of large big mamas undies! Red undies with black lace trimWaist measures 60″ around and undies measure about 30.5″ longGreat for bachelor parties, gag gifts, and many more!Oversized bloomers are sure to get a hilarious reaction at any party! – giant huge big mom undies,red big momma underwear,gag gift funny costume accessory,bloomers Item Number: 56099 Size: Size: 6X Color: As Pictured Includes: Undies Only Material: Plastic Thanks for looking! We are here to help.

Grow a Boyfriend Miniature Water Expansion Man Gag Gift 2010 Forum Novelties New

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

The product is a humorous and unique gag gift from Forum Novelties, designed as a miniature water expansion man that “grows” when placed in water. With a fun and quirky theme of “Grow a Boyfriend,” this novelty item is perfect for entertaining adults and adding a playful touch to any occasion. The nude color and over-the-top concept make it sure to bring laughter and amusement, making it a great addition to any home or garden decor.

2 CANS OF FART BOMB SPRAY STINKY SMELLY GAS STINK BOMBS GAG GIFT PRANK JOKE POOP

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

Save a Buck Enterprise Add to favorite sellers Feedback Menu View All Items About Feedback Contact 2 CANS OF FART BOMB SPRAY STINKY SMELLY GAS STINK BOMBS GAG GIFT PRANK JOKE POOP Description: Each order placed is for 2 TOTAL “Fart Spray” Cans These fart spray cans rule! Simply spray a few times and watch them run! (Do not spray directly on person, furniture, or clothing)  Each can measures approximately 5″ inches. Weight is 25 grams per can. Many pranks can be done per can! High Quality item and is made in the USA!  Don’t be fooled by other sellers that carry the cheaper knockoff version, the ones we sell are the best fart spray cans made!  A classic prank to do to someone! Pick a bunch of these cans up because the pranks you do are so funny you will never want to stop! Each comes brand newGreat QualityMakes a GREAT gift Shipping U.S. shipping is FREE on 99% of our eBay listings unless otherwise stated. Additionally, we offer affordable international shipping options. We take pride in minimizing postage costs for our customers, so we cover a portion of the cost on our end to keep cost low. Please note: While we strive to dispatch orders within 24 hours, we cannot guarantee exact transit times due to factors beyond our control. eBay provides estimates, which may vary depending on the carriers. If you require faster delivery, we recommend upgrading to expedited shipping services. Returns Please contact us via eBay message within 30 days of receiving your order. We’ll be happy to assist you with a replacement or refund. We kindly ask that you ensure the item is returned in the same condition as it was supplied. Once we receive the returned item, it will be inspected, and a replacement or refund will be issued accordingly. We understand that returns can be inconvenient for both parties, and we strive to provide accurate descriptions and images of our products to minimize the need for returns. We encourage our customers to carefully consider their purchases before placing an order. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We’re here to help. Thank you. Welcome to Save A Buck Enterprises—where laughter and unbeatable bargains are always on offer! Whether you’re in the mood for a giggle, a chuckle, or a full-blown belly laugh, you’ve stumbled upon the ultimate shopping haven! Since 2000, we’ve proudly operated as a small, family-owned business with the helping paw of our trusty 5-pound Cavapoo dog named Barley. Your orders will fly out the door faster than a squirrel on a caffeine high chasing an acorn! Ready to explore our treasure trove of quirky delights? From symphonic fart machines to pranks fit for the spotlight, our selection will have you questioning reality itself! And our prices? They’re as low as a limbo bar at a hobbit’s birthday bash! We’re dedicated to keeping your wallet happy and your day filled with laughter—guaranteed! Information View All Items About Us Contact Us Our Shop Add us to your favourite sellers Our Feedback Send us a Message Contact us via ebay message © 2024 SAVE A BUCK ENTERPRISES | All rights reserved eBay design: MH Design Lab

4″ JUMBO DIAMOND RING BACHELORETTE Party Gift Joke Gag Big Fake Rock Plastic Toy

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

Pre-owned. Good condition with light surface wear from use/storage. Large clear faceted faux diamond securely attached. See photos for details and measurements. Fun oversized novelty ring featuring a large clear faux diamond in a silver-tone setting. Perfect as a gag gift, party accessory, costume jewelry, photo prop, bridal shower, bachelorette party, or engagement joke gift.

Novelty Grow A Boyfriend Husband Joke Gag Gift

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

His original size. Forum Novelties Boyfriend will begin to grow after 2 hours. and will reach full size in 72 hours. Boyfriend will slowly shrink when. Forum Novelties Boyfriend will begin to grow after 2 hours and will reach full size in 72 hours.

Vintage 1994 Forum Novelties Retirement Dice Funny Gag Gift Retiring Party Boss

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

The Vintage 1994 Forum Novelties Retirement Dice is a funny gag gift perfect for a retiring party. This unique item features a black color scheme with a theme focused on retirement, making it a playful and fitting present for a retiring boss or colleague. Its vintage design adds a nostalgic touch to the novelty, making it a memorable and entertaining addition to any retirement celebration. PER SET