Dickasaurus Dino Dick: Valentines Gift, Bachelorette Gift, Penis Gag Gift
Specifications
| Return Shipping Will Be Paid By | Buyer |
| All Returns Accepted | Returns Accepted |
| Item Must Be Returned Within | 14 Days |
| Refund Will Be Given As | Money Back |
| Brand | Bambu |
| Type | Funny |
| Occasion | Bachelorette Party |
| Color | Gold |
| Theme | Dinosaurs |
| Age Level | Over 18 Years |
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